SUNDAY:
- went out with vjtt girls to so-called celebrate my belated bday! THANKS TO PAM AND TIFEN FOR ORGANISING!! =)
TODAY: (TUESDAY)
- went to jon's great grandma's funeral in the morning
- CT class
- watched movie at AMK Hub "new york, i love you"
The rest of the other days, I can't exactly remember what I did. Except on saturday I fell asleep on the couch and only woke up when jon exclaimed that rooney scored his 4th goal and I mumbled something about getting the 2 free match balls for 4 goals. Haha.
Great news =) Yesterday I cabbed to school as usual, but as I was leaving my house, I realised that my mummy drove the suv instead of the beatle, hence I had this big debate going on in my head about whether I should drive to school. Decided not to since the parking $$$ will be a bomb. Then when I woke up this morning and asked her why she didn't drive the beatle, she said she actually left it at home for me =( OMG. AND I TOOK A CAB AND CARRIED MY STUPID TORT BOOK EVERYWHERE. I'm sooooo going to drive tmr. Then I can bring furmy's book for contract as well as luney for tort, plus my laptop, pencil box and all sorts of random things I can think of. MUAHAHA. The day before, I had 1 pair of slippers, sandals and pumps in the car, along with my whole set of makeup and a set of clothes plus random books. I'm like transporting my house!! Haha.
Oh, and today for Creative thinking class, we went to the art museum. AND, I confirmed the inkling that I had that I am 0% art and 0% creative. Haha.
I need to attempt to read 10 contract cases before 12nn tmr. So good luck to me =(
For your laughs......
This shows how much faith my fellow law friends/lawyers-to-be have in me.... EMAILED TO ME. (read from bottom to top) red stuff are my random comments
Alex:
Hahahahah... Tina’s gonna kill us. Tennis this week ya’ll? Thursday again?
Vinay:
Haha, yah man Tina, make sure you don’t do it. LOL.
Alex:
Damn, TINA... Make sure you don’t do the following:
hahahahahahaha~
It's lawyer bashing time... enjoy! ~ L
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
This is very haha!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
*Rolls eyes!
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid!
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None..
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
I actually think that this one has a bone of contention! maybe the children are kind which are born looking like one gender but have the private parts of another gender! The question actually makes sure of that point what!
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
HAIRY FEMALE!
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
~ May 2005~
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