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Wednesday, February 03, 2010
I'm eating pink candy floss in class. haha.

Haha, my brain is totally not concentrating during class. And I'm reading fmylife now. Haven't read it in ages but there's really nothing to do now, so oh well =) Entertainment for awhile =)


"Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML"

"Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML"

"Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest.This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML"

"Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML"

"Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML"

"Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML"

"Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML"

"Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML"


Haha. Not all are funny. But some are like totally "****". The second one reminded me of some channel 8 tv show that pamela and I were watching when we were at tamp 1 having a pedicure yesterday night. This stupid guy was sooo bloody scared of lizards! Haha. Guys should never be scared of lizards/worms/cockroaches/etc. Even if you all are scared, it should never be shown. Haha. If not who's going to kill and exterminate the yucky stuff if they appear in houses?!!?!?


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